Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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