i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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