You work out of a Hotel?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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