So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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