I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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