Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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