i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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