I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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