I just cut my nipple shaving
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
