You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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