I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You dont lie about slip and slides
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
My vagina just clenched in fear
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