some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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