i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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