that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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