we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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