Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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