Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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