Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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