First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
