He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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