drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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