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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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