So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
