I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I know her cup size but not her name....
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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