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new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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