very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I will pee on everything he values.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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