school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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