look no pants
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
The ass gains better be worth it
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