I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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