i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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