Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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