Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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