Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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