On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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