margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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