I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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