Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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