I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I still have a little drunk in my system
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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