**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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