Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Houston, we have a blender
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
