She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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