Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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