I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You can't motorboat a personality
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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