so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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