he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
