I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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