someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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