I can text with my tongue
operation harelip BJ is a go
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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