Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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