So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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